Tinky Winky, trying to solve a math problem: You have 3 apples and your friend eats two and a half, what do you have?
Guardian, through tears: A friend.
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Po: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
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Tinky Winky: I'm a nice tele but im about to start throwing rocks at teletubbies
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Po: With all due respect, which is none
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Po: Quiz: Are you depressed or just really into sleeping right now
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Po: Can we talk about fish
Tinky Winky: of course we can
Po: they think they're better than me
Tinky Winky:
Tinky Winky: how dare they
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Po: How do you keep an idiot waiting?
Richard assuming this is a joke: I don't know, how?
Po: I'll tell you later.
Richard: Okay...
[30 min later]
Richard: Wait a damn second...
Po: *laughs*
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Po: I am no longer baby I want power
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Infected Po: hey Tinks I'll be home soon
Infected Tinky Winky: Kill go well?
Infected Po: about as well as usual
The dying soldiers all groan lying on the ground
Infected Po: You want any leftovers?
Infected Tinky Winky: nope I'm good
Infected Po: great! See you soon. Love you.
Dying soldier: you're disgustingly cute together
Infected Po, biting into them: thanks
