Part 186

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Tinky Winky, trying to solve a math problem: You have 3 apples and your friend eats two and a half, what do you have?

Guardian, through tears: A friend.

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Po: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

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Tinky Winky: I'm a nice tele but im about to start throwing rocks at teletubbies

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Po: With all due respect, which is none

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Po: Quiz: Are you depressed or just really into sleeping right now

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Po: Can we talk about fish

Tinky Winky: of course we can

Po: they think they're better than me

Tinky Winky:

Tinky Winky: how dare they

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Po: How do you keep an idiot waiting?

Richard assuming this is a joke: I don't know, how?

Po: I'll tell you later.

Richard: Okay...

[30 min later]

Richard: Wait a damn second...

Po: *laughs*

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Po: I am no longer baby I want power

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Infected Po: hey Tinks I'll be home soon

Infected Tinky Winky: Kill go well?

Infected Po: about as well as usual

The dying soldiers all groan lying on the ground

Infected Po: You want any leftovers?

Infected Tinky Winky: nope I'm good

Infected Po: great! See you soon. Love you.

Dying soldier: you're disgustingly cute together

Infected Po, biting into them: thanks

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