Finn: Miles, never change.
Finn: Or do, if you want. I'm not your dad.
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Finn: When I said 'bring me back something from the beach,' I meant like a sea shell.
Dutch, struggling to hold a seagull: Well you didn't fucking say that!
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Dutch: I had a weird dream last night.
Finn: Was it one of those dreams where you see all of your friends and loved ones vanish?
Dutch: No it was the one where I was boxing a cereal box.
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Finn: Lenny, what's the biggest book you have?
Lenny: Looking for a challenge?
Finn: No, I'm smashing a spider.
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Finn: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Dutch: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I DID JUST RUN!
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Dutch: Name one mean thing I have done or said ever.
Finn: You convinced me eggs weren't real.
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Finn: Do I look fat?
Dutch, freezing: DON'T MOVE. He can't see us if we don't move.
Conor: *accidentally dropping something*
Richard:
*All three of them look down*
Finn: *demonic screeching*
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Finn: Why is it so hot in this hallway
Dutch: Its because I'm here
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Finn: I may act like a bastard but if you're mean to me, there's a 900% chance I'll cry
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Finn: I think I'm subconsciously trying to ruin my own life.
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Finn: I have this problem where I isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because I'm lonely
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Finn: *sad sigh*
Richard: Whats wrong??
Finn: You haven't even looked at me for ten minutes!
Richard: Honey we're watching a movie
Finn:
Finn: DID I ASK FOR AN EXCUSE?
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