Part 179

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Finn: Miles, never change.

Finn: Or do, if you want. I'm not your dad.

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Finn: When I said 'bring me back something from the beach,' I meant like a sea shell.

Dutch, struggling to hold a seagull: Well you didn't fucking say that!

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Dutch: I had a weird dream last night.

Finn: Was it one of those dreams where you see all of your friends and loved ones vanish?

Dutch: No it was the one where I was boxing a cereal box.

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Finn: Lenny, what's the biggest book you have?

Lenny: Looking for a challenge?

Finn: No, I'm smashing a spider.

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Finn: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Dutch: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I DID JUST RUN!

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Dutch: Name one mean thing I have done or said ever.

Finn: You convinced me eggs weren't real.

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Finn: Do I look fat?

Dutch, freezing: DON'T MOVE. He can't see us if we don't move.

Conor: *accidentally dropping something*

Richard:

*All three of them look down*

Finn: *demonic screeching*

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Finn: Why is it so hot in this hallway

Dutch: Its because I'm here

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Finn: I may act like a bastard but if you're mean to me, there's a 900% chance I'll cry

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Finn: I think I'm subconsciously trying to ruin my own life.

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Finn: I have this problem where I isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because I'm lonely

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Finn: *sad sigh*

Richard: Whats wrong??

Finn: You haven't even looked at me for ten minutes!

Richard: Honey we're watching a movie

Finn:

Finn: DID I ASK FOR AN EXCUSE?

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