Y/N'S POV
"Hey" I greeted Vanya, Luther, and Diego. 'Morning you poor unfortunate souls" I said, sitting beside Vanya on the couch, sipping some hot chocolates.
"Y/n, catch" Luther said throwing me a paper.
You must be wondering how's Luther all calm after what happened yesterday. Well, the answer is I don't know.
I catch the paper and it read:
To my Pursuers,
I, Reginald Hargreeves, request the presence of your company for a light supper on the 20th of November, 1963, at half past seven o'clock.
-2628, Magnolia Street, Dallas, Texas.
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As all of us entered the Elevator-anxious about them meeting their deceased Father, Luther suddenly farted making all of us cover our noses.
"Oh"
"Oof"
"Luther!"
"Oh, my God."
"What have you been eating? Expired Tuna?" We all groaned
"Sorry, I'm nervous" Luther answered.
We all hurriedly ran out the elevator, leaving Luther behind. Approaching the set table, they all talked about who should talk to Reginald.
"All right, when Dad gets here, I'll do the talking, okay?" Five said sitting on chair, me beside him.
"Got a few questions for him myself." Diego said
"Hey, we don't wanna scare him off. He might be able to help us stop doomsday, get us home." Five interjected.
"No, we need to figure out why he's planning to kill the president."
"Why are you so adamant in his death?" I asked grabbing a apple from the centerpiece.
"This is a matter of life and death, you imbecile." Five argued.
" Okay, yeah, maybe we should take turns talking. Yeah?" Vanya finally said. "Here, whoever has got this conch shell gets to talk." She said grabbing shell
"Vanya, we don't have time for a debate, okay?" Said Five
"Maybe I should lead. We all know I'm a better public speaker than the rest." Allison said grabbing the shell from Vanya and walking forward.
"Okay, Daddy's girl." Diego sarcastically said.
"Oh, jealous, Number Two?"
"Hey, no more numbers. No more bullshit. We're Team Zero. We're all Team Zero."
"Uh, Diego. You don't have the conch." Luther said, teasing Diego. Diego grabbed the shell from Allison and threw it somewhere, only hearing the shell shattering.
"Not only have you burglarized my lab, set my chimp loose, conned your way into the Mexican consulate, repeatedly stalked and attacked me," Reginald suddenly said, barging in and sitting down. "but you have, on numerous occasions, called me-"
"Hey, Pop. How's it hangin'?" Five slurred,s sitting down.
"-Dad" Reginald continued looking at Klaus weirdly. "My reconnaissance tells me you're not CIA, not KGB, certainly not MI5, so... who are you?"
"We're your children." Five said. "Except for her" He added pointing at me. "We're from the future. In 1989, you adopted us all and trained us to fight against the end of the world. Called us the Umbrella Academy."
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JOKES ON YOU (Five Hargreeeves FanFiction)
Fanfictiony/n, a commission worker in charge of assassinating people to stay track in the original happenings or known as the correction division. Well that's all in the past ever since she almost bombed the briefcase room as a form of resignation. Not only i...
