wellston but hell | unOrdinary Chatfic

asslo has no more moneys

almost at 1000 votes

I wonder how many votes this story would have if all of the people who actually read it voted on it

It'd be pretty funny if the number didn't change so I'd just be depressed that i overestimated the amount of people who read my story

Anyways I've been gone for quite a while

Maybe a week or so, who counting honestly

I'm counting. And it's been two weeks.

So uh, probably something to kinda expect from me, but idk

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So I totally didn't say that this account was probably dead, and now I'm updating about

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Okay, I just want to say, I'm really sorry. School started, and I haven't been able to write chapters as often as I used to, although that's no excuse for not updating in 6 weeks.

And what did I accomplish on Wattpad in those six weeks?

Absolutely nothing. I didn't do anything across that time. I didn't even do the "bare minimum".

I intend to change that (preferably). I usually never sound this serious, but I'm genuinely sorry. I hope you enjoy wbh from this point on.

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Sera: I just saw this article on gay dead duck sex

Isen: sorry, what?

Sera: gay

Sera: dead

Sera: duck

Sera: sex

Fine: don't even ask

Isen: I don't really want to anymore

Fine: she's posted it on all 17 of her social media accounts

Blick: SEVENTEEN?

Fine: yeah

Fine: only two of those were made to actually mention the topic

Blick: who the fuck needs to know about this

Elaine: we could rp that but I'm not gay

Elaine: wait this isn't

Asslo: Elaine, first of all, we're not ducks. Secondly, neither of us are dead. Thirdly, I'm the gay person in this relationship.

Asslo: wait this isn't

Fine: what the fuck is wrong with you two 😭

Blick:

Blick: moving on

Blick: what do you guys think of going to play mini golf

Isen: sounds fun

Sera: hm

Sera: I'm just going to do everything in stopped time

Fine: that's why I'm going

Sera: fuck

Fine: I mean it's a Saturday afternoon and we don't have shit to do so

Sera: don't you have 5 pages of unfinished homework?