some "expired" fries

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Alright fuck it updates are (hopefully) daily

Nicknames:

John:

Seraphina: Sera

Arlo: Asslo

Isen:

Blyke:

Remi: Remiiiiiiiiii <3

Elaine:

Cecile:

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John: wait the fuck Isen and Cecile are still here

Sera: I guess idk

John: so Blyke and Remi are still sleeping on the floor, and we're the only ones awake

Sera: you know what this means

Asslo: What the hell are you two doing awake at 5:00 A.M.?

John: stuff that doesn't include you blonde bitch

Asslo: Why doesn't it?

John: because you're an ass

Asslo: I still don't understand why you all find that funny.

John: whatever just fuck off

Asslo: I don't have the time to argue with you.

John: SO FUCK OFF

John: anyways Sera get the markers

Sera: this is going to be great

John: and we're done

Elaine: how did you finish so fast

Sera: oh I don't know I can STOP FUCKING TIME

John: wait I thought I was your boyfriend

Sera: you are

John. THEN WHY THE HELL WERE YOU FUCKING TIME

Sera: I STOPPED

Sera: wait

Sera: oh fuck you

John: :)

John: now we wait for them to wake up

s e v e n
h o u r s
l a t e r

Remiiiiiiiiii <3: Blyke looks hilarious

Blyke: says the person with a monocle drawn on their face

Remiiiiiiiiii <3: wait what

Blyke: wait what's drawn on my face

Remiiiiiiiiii <3: "Remi simp" "laser bitch" "pew pew laser kid"

Blyke: who the fuck did this

Remiiiiiiiiii <3: John and Seraphina are asleep, so it's probably not them

m e a n w h i l e

John (private message to Seraphina): THESE FUCKING IDIOTS LMAOOO

Sera (private message to John): THEY'RE SO STUPIDDDDDDDDDD

a n y w a y s

Remiiiiiiiiii <3: maybe it was Isen

Blyke: yeah it was probably Isen

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