wellston but hell | unOrdinary Chatfic

h a i r g e l

I felt inclined to publish this today and I don't know why.

Essentially, fuck consistent updates.

I still probably won't have a consistent upload schedule

Nicknames:

John:

Seraphina: Sera

Arlo: Asslo

Isen:

Blyke:

Remi:

Elaine:

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John: I'm going to go to the hair products store now

Sera: No you're fucking not

John: I WANT MY HAIR GEL OKAY

Sera: no

John: please

Sera: no

John: please

Sera: no

John: WHY NOT

Sera: you look like shit when you wear it

Remi: Blyke can we go to the ice cream shop?

Blyke: yes

Remi: Thank you! <3

Blyke: she bought a quarter of two entire stores

John: LET ME BUY MY FUCKING HAIR GEL

Sera: NO

Blyke: STOP FUCKING FIGHTING

John:WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT BITCH

Blyke: I've come to a conclusion

Blyke: I'll buy the hair gel and whichever one of you makes a better deal decides what to do with it

Sera: fine

John: fine

Blyke: perfect, what are your offers

Sera: $10,000,000

John: HOW THE FUCK DO I BEAT THAT

Blyke: so as John has not come to an offer the deal goes to Seraphina

Sera: hold up let me call my mom

Blyke: now I can go buy the hair gel and Seraphina will probably burn it

f i v e
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Sera: great, now, I just have to burn it

John: NOOOOOOOOO

Asslo: This is amazing to watch John suffer.

John: hey did you guys hear about that new ability training bay called Arlo

Blyke: yeah

John: I might test out my ability on it

John: copying Blyke's, Remi's, and Cecile's abilities

Blyke: so a thunder beam with spikes

John: correct

John: activate your fucking ability now