It started out as an average day as it always does. Wake up brush my hair change my clothes eat breakfast brush my teeth and head to school. Average, normal, unimportant, unremarkable, mediocre.
As I headed to school I don't notice anything out of the ordinary, besides a bit more dread than usual it's fine, just anxiety I'm just lucky that's all I got from what happened. It's supposed to rain terribly this afternoon so there are less kids than usual. I wish I could also stay home because of it but I can't. (gotta love those moms that make ya go to school unless it's the middle of a blizzard, huh?)
——timeskip because this is just meaningless exposition——
As far as I'm concerned it's been a normal day so far, last period is almost over, finally. It's raining so I had to sit to the side to get my raincoat out of my backpack. Or at least I was until someone grabbed me, What the hell is going on what are they doing, what the hell is in their ha-
and I was knocked out. or I died? it's not that clear but telling from the floating god damn VOID I'm in I'd assume the latter.
If this is what death's like it's rather boring I'd say. What even is this? Where even am I? How am I here? Is this the same weird void fuckery I've seen in my dreams (refrencing my life irl because fuck you and plot)
As I was abut to ask more questions that unbeknownst to me would be answered quite soon, I was interrupted by the loudest fucking roar I've heard since I left my earbuds at full blast during a try not to laugh challenge in 2016
WELL THAT'S NO GOOD
-No shit, sherlock-
fuck you, watson
-nice comeback, where'd ya get it? 2018 tumblr ya dumb bitch.-
Oh so unfortunately, that rather amazing conversation was cut off by GIANT FUCKING FLOATING EYES STARING AT ME
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why do drugs when you can be reborn as a god
Fanfictionhello this is basically a shitty hollow knight self-insert ish vessel reincarnation (I know these got old quick) but with satire and homosexuals there will be TW's before each chapter and a non-triggering summary so you can still read (keep in mind...
