A funny filler poem by me.
(I'm so sorry XD)
Phan is good.
phan is great.
If you disagree,
your head I will decapitate.
Dan is my queen,
Phil has my heart.
If you insult Phan,
I will tear you apart.
The cat whiskers saved me.
The fringes gave me life.
If you say phan isn't real,
I'll stab you with a knife.
Brown haired Dan,
Blue eyed Phil.
Together they played Sims,
And created their son Dil.
Many tears I shed,
Many sobs I cried
The new book,
Made me fangirl and I died.
Philisnotonfire is my religon.
Phan gods forgive my sins.
I pray to thee,
To give me many more grins.
Thank you Phil,
Thank you Dan.
Without you...
There would be no phan.
Hahaha I enjoyed writing this!! I hope you liked it.
And all you Phan nay sayers. Fight me. Come at me bro. I'm not afraid to go back to prison xD
Tankkzz 4 reading!!!
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