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me and Owen were currently sleeping then Owen wakes up from his sleep after passing gas

huh no pillow whipped at my head, no angry threat to stick a cork in it *gasp* where's Duncan?

Duncan then walks in

(y/n): hey man. Where were you all night? 

Owen: was it an alien abduction? It was, wasn't it?! You were subjected to an endless night of alien probing! Oh, the humanity!

Duncan: Chill, Owen, I spent the night in Courtney's trailer

(y/n): Really?

Owen: What did you two do all night? Come on, come on!

Duncan: Down boys! We talked. About relationship stuff, mostly

(y/n): Did, Courtney gave you...homework?

Duncan confessional: Courtney wrote me a thirty-two-page letter outlining all my faults and how to correct them if we're ever going to have a serious relationship. All of which she expects me to memorize! I think I would have preferred a night of alien probing

he then lies in bed but then Chris blows a trumpet in his face

Chris: wake up sleepyheads breakfast is served along with today's movie challenge. you've got 10 minutes to get your sorry butts there

he then leaves

Duncan: great maybe i'll get lucky and today's genre will be guy in a coma movie

Owen: did you say something? I heard breakfast is served and it all get's kind of hazy after that

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Beth: wow chef these scrambled eggs actually looks pretty good

chef: *laughs* scrambled eggs

he then falls over laughing and Beth walks over to Courtney

Beth: so, Courtney. You and Duncan, huh?

Courtney: yeah. It was nice to finally work things out between us. We didn't keep you up, did we?

Beth: nah

Beth confessional: I totally heard every insane word. Well, almost every word. I dozed off around page 9, section 3, paragraph 4 then again on page 22, section 11, paragraph 8. *chuckles* Poor Duncan

Owen then runs up and chef gives him scrambled eggs

Owen: mm scrambled eggs

(y/n): they look really good

this made chef laugh. Duncan then walked in

Duncan: hey babe

Courtney: Duncan, I thought we agreed that only I would engage in pet names. It's right there on page 3-

Beth: section 5

Courtney: you promise to memorize that letter for batum 

Duncan: I will, I will. I'm just really tired right now. aren't you?

Courtney: don't worry, I forgive you. Just like I forgave all the other 316 minor transgressions I outlined in my letter but I expect you to memorize that letter so it doesn't happen again!

Duncan: anything for you, babe-er, Courtney

Courtney: you may hold me now

Duncan: cool

he then snuggles with her

Chris: attention cast

he said with a parrot on his shoulder

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