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Calum: Hi bub

Mirelle: hey

Calum: What's up?

Mirelle: nothing much, just sitting around and watching gossip girl wbu?

Calum: I'm at Mikey's house but he's playing video games and he's ignoring me completely :(

Mirelle: why don't you play with him

Calum: It got boring because he lost all the time

Mirelle: you mean he won so you got butthurt and didnt want to play anymore

Calum: That's not true :(

Mirelle: yes it is

Calum: No it's not

Mirelle: yes

Calum: No

Mirelle: yes

Calum: No

Mirelle: shut up i'm right

Calum: Okay okay I'll let you believe that bub

Mirelle: stop calling me that

Calum: Why

Mirelle: idk its weird

Calum: But it sounds so cute

Calum: Bub

Mirelle: stop

Calum: Bub

Calum: Bub

Calum: Bub

Calum: Bub

Mirelle: do you want me to block you

Calum: No please I could never live live with myself if you blocked me

Mirelle: okay then stop

Calum: Sorry bubby :(

Mirelle: cALUM

Calum: Ok ok sorry

Mirelle: :)

Calum: I'm not gonna stop texting you

Mirelle: dammit

Calum: I can't stop and I won't stoooop

Mirelle: are those miley cyrus lyrics

Calum: Yes why

Mirelle: she's hot

Calum: So are you ;)

Mirelle: what

Calum: What

Mirelle: ....

Calum: Mirelleeeeee

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Calum: Mirelle please

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Calum: I was kidding

Mirelle: ok

Calum: Michael just threw the controller across the room help

Mirelle: not my controller not my problem

Calum: How could you

Mirelle: what

Calum: Please don't ever talk to me again

Mirelle: ok

Calum: No no no I didn't mean it like that

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Calum: M :(

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Calum: C-dizzle is not amused

Mirelle: aflqopkwlqkwjwjw

Calum: ARE YOU OK

Mirelle: C-DIZZLE HAHAHAHA

Calum: ....

Mirelle: thanks for reminding me of that nickname

Calum: Anything for you bub

Mirelle: .... :/

Calum: You're no fun

Mirelle: go play video ganes with michael before he wrecks the whole house

Calum: He just went to the bathroom to take a piss

Mirelle: i dont need details thx

Calum: He's been in there for like 4 minutes he's either taking a shit or masturbating

Mirelle: ....

Calum: Ok he just came back and there's a white stain on his jeans

Mirelle: odjdlsnjsns

Calum: Jk lol

Mirelle: oh

Calum: Got a little excited? ;)

Mirelle: no

Calum: Don't lie to me

Mirelle: i'm not

Calum: Right

Mirelle: shut up

Calum: Make me

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Calum: Ok I have to leave now Michael wants to play again ttyl bub

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