Chapter 26

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"Rise and shine sleepyhead!" Alexis nagged "Go to bath and after that go to the dinning room. Everyone would be waiting"

"Is that all?"

"Don't forget to brush your teeth and comb your goddamn messy hair, lastly put some deodorant and clothes on" then went out

I shouldn't have asked. Kinda missed that nagging she does. She usually kicks me off the bed to wake me up. I wonder what's up, she seems blooming though. Fixed ponytail with a floral dress and a pair of slippers. Yup, that's my Alexis. Just erase the MY part.

"Go to the bathroom already!" She shouted again

"Alright! alright! seeshh!"

bathed, brushed and completely groomed myself up. I'd be wearing a gray shirt & just jeans and meh sneakers. Simple as usual.

Meanwhile. . .

"Maven come now! Everyone's been waiting too long for you" Aunt Christine faking a smile. Completely faking a big fat smile. Obviously we can tell its plastic who would smile like a goat early in the morning

"Late again huh?" Francia said pretending like she doesn't know

"Obviously"

"Dad is coming over as well as Mom" she added

"Sit down and lets eat" Aunt Christine said

We ate. Yup! Eating silently. I guess I got used to eating like a pig at home with those weirdos. I miss them already. What could they be up to? they're probably crashing my house right now. Aww man I left my wallet.

Smacked head on the table "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Why am I so stupid"

"What are you talking about bro?" Francia asked

"I left my wallet"

Laughs at me like hell "Talk about pure stupidity!"

"So that explains it!" Alexis said

"Explains what?" I asked all choked up by words

"They called me and said they bought Ice cream and pizzas"

bangs head on the table more "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!"

"Stop that!" Alexis commanded

As if I am a dog. Only a fool would listen and stop

She then gave me the I'd-Kill-You-Look

Yup!

I stopped.

Only a fool I said. . .

Why would I just leave it under my bed?! That's like the most suspicious thing to hide valuables. I'm so pissed right now.

Note to self: Stop being so stupid!

The tension of stupidity filled the frigid air. I felt my arms stroked no more with vigor. Yeah, Dumb numb.

"I know how to ease that pain bro." Alexis said with a kinda western accent. Oh wait! We're from the west. Bitch Slapped on the face. Is she BROzoning me?!? That deserves a roll of my eyes. I grin at her "What?"

"You clearly don't think do yah? Of course i'm gonna call them" She protested as she rolls her eyes and let out a big sigh.

Hashtag I'm a pain in the ass.

Reminder! Alexis has a nice pair of those. Since when did I go lustful? What the heck is happening?!? I'm not on drugs! Raises my arms in defeat. Making the most awkward thing to do in front of Aunt Christine,Francia and Alexis. Just to Aunt Christine though, since those two have seen much worse situation i've gotten myself into. Silence just filled the atmosphere. Aunt Christine looked like she was choking in shock barely even twitching a finger or so. The other two idiots laughed after that. I glared at them raising a brow. A total faggot move. What am I doing to myself?

"So what's the laughter all about?" a seemingly familiar voice from afar suddenly opens the door. To see such a delighting smile made me in awe. It was Mum. Whenever I say that I feel so british.

"Big brother!" Francia leaped with joy to see ...

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