Pete was working as Santa at the grotto today when a little girl came in and sat on his lap.
"And what would you like for Christmas?" he asked.
"A new Daddy please!" she said.
"Well thats a tough one," he replied. "I'm not sure I can help."
"But you're Santa." She frowned.
"I know," he replied, turning around. "But your mother is a right ugly cow."
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RandomFunny short stories guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Sources: stuff I've heard from friend, family, readers, and other folk who thought they'd spread some joy and laughter.
