Doctor Doctor
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange."
Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange. "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life. How are things going at work?"
"I was fired about six weeks ago."
"That must be the cause of the stress."
"No," the guys says, "The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy."
So the doc figures this isn't the reason after all so he asks, "How's your home life?"
"Well, I got divorced about eight months ago."
"That must be the reason then."
"No," the guy says. "For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch."
The doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer before he enquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?"
The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos."
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