A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the toilet. After a few minutes, a loud, bloodcurdling scream echoes through the entire pub. A few minutes after that, another loud scream is heard.
The bartender goes to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes my nuts," the drunk slurs.
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
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Naughty Little Joke Book
RandomFunny short stories guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Sources: stuff I've heard from friend, family, readers, and other folk who thought they'd spread some joy and laughter.
