A guy went to a hotel with a lady fifteen years older than him, on seeing this the manager said, "Sorry but we dont allow that here.."
"She's my mum for heaven's sake!"
"Ok then, sorry," the Manager apologises and hands the guy the keys.
After twenty minutes, the manager calls the waitress to go and check on the two. "Anna, go and check if that woman is really the guy's mother."
Anna goes and peeps on them through the keyhole. Five minutes later she returns to the front desk and confirms, "oh yes manager, I can confirm she is the mother."
"How do you know?"
"I saw her breastfeeding him."
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RandomFunny short stories guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Sources: stuff I've heard from friend, family, readers, and other folk who thought they'd spread some joy and laughter.
