The Note
John woke up one morning with an enormous erection. He turned over to his wife's side of the bed but his wife, Heather, had already awakened and was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him to bring a note to his wife. The note read:
The tent pole is up,
The canvas is spread,
The hell with breakfast,
Come back to bed.
Heather answered the note and then asked her son to bring it to her husband. The note read:
Take the tent pole down,
Put the canvas away,
The monkey had a hemorrhage,
No circus today.
John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to bring it to his wife. The note read:
The tent pole's still up,
And the canvas still spread,
So drop what you're doing,
And come give me some head.
Heather answered the note and then asked her son to bring it to her husband. The note read:
I'm sure that your pole's
The best in the land.
But I'm busy right now,
So do it by hand!
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