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Payphone 💙Mammon x Reader💙

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drinking, self-depreciating thoughts, swearing
Song: Payphone by Maroon 5

Thanks to my proofreader Meggku she is literally my savior ❤️

I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you

I shouldn't have broke my DDD. I coulda called a ride. I can't pay for one though. Why do good drinks have to be so expensive? Payphones need money. Maybe someone inside has a phone I can use.

Where have the times gone?

"Hey, that's the fifth drink since 8, and it's not even 9! Slow down. At this rate you'll be broke and drunk, meaning we can't get home. And I'm not calling Lucifer again. He'll string you to the ceiling for a week." How was that only... what day is it now? Math, math, I can do that. Shit, I need a paper to figure that out. It hasn't been that long.

Baby, it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?

"We can go to a city in the Human realm, Las Vegas? You can gamble all you want there. Or we could go camping in any of the mountains up there. There're so many places I want to take you." You told me we'd go places. London, Braces. Wait... Barza? No, it was Brazil. You said we could spend time together. Just you and me. What are you doing right now? I gotta get home.

Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember.

Where am I right now? Crap. I need to call home. Maybe I can find my way there myself. It can't be that hard.

The people we used to be

"Mammon! Where is my lotion? Did you take it again? I need it, you know that!" Hehe, you smelled great. The lotion smelled funny. You needed a new scent. I smell bad right now. I need a shower.

It's even harder to picture
That you're not here next to me

Stupid couples doing stupid coupley things. "I love you Mammon." Bullshit. If you did, I wouldn't be here, would I?

You say it's too late to make it,
But is it too late to try?

"I can't do this anymore. You can't keep a cent on you, can you? You spend it all on useless things. You steal half my stuff and sell it! That's not okay and you know it, so why does it keep happening?" I wanted to buy you something special, a nice ring or something. And it's not my fault—wait, it is. I wasn't going to win that hand, I knew that. Stupid. Stupid! STUPID!

And in our time that you wasted
All of our bridges burned down

I'm hungry. Where the hell am I? 'Hey, do you think I can...phone... home...' And off they go. I can see Diavolo's castle from here. That's smart. No, it's the only option, dumbass. You can't be smart.

I've wasted my nights

"How many drinks did you have tonight? Geez. I'll bring you a glass of water. Your head will be killing you by tomorrow."

You turned out the lights

"Not tonight, I'm not really feeling it. Sorry babe."

Now I'm paralyzed.
Still stuck in that time, when we called it love

"I wouldn't wanna be anywhere else but here. I'll never leave you, Mammoney. I love you."

But even the sun sets in paradise

"There isn't a way to fix everything you've done. I'm sorry Mammon. We're done."

If "Happy Ever After" did exist
I would still be holding you like this.

Barbatos looks funny. No, fuzzy. Fuck, I'm crying. Thank father he didn't say anything. Maybe I can sleep on the sofa 'till Lucifer gets here.

All those fairy tales are full of shit

You really were too good to be true. And you're amazing, and perfect, and... not mine.

One more fucking love song, I'll be sick

I'm thinking too much. Nothing good happens when I do that.