Twenty-Four

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3 Hours Later...

"Are we there yet?" I sighed.

She didn't reply.

"Answer me!" I banged my head on the Dashboard. I heard her chuckle. Ugh. This was NOT funny!

"Why are you laughing?" I asked with frustration in my voice.

"Because it's fun to watch you squirm around." She said laughing harder.

"Dude! I was shot, this is not funny! I can't move my leg, my arm, and with the bruises all over me, I can't move my entire body!" I screamed. She ignored me and kept on laughing.

If I could, I'd punch her. Stupid arm...

"Can you please just take me seriously?" I frowned. And she finally stopped laughing. "We're almost there." 

"Thank god!" I sighed. I put my head back up. It looked like we were in the woods.

"Uh, I thought you live in the city..."

"Oh, you have to pass the woods to get there." She smiled.

Good, I have a fear of SlenderMan.

Naw, just kidding, I LOVE that dude. I call him Slendy.

And he calls me child...

DON'T JUDGE ME!

"Can you turn on the radio?" I then said, breaking out of my thoughts.

"Why, what station would you like?" Diana said sarcastically.

"At least put a CD in?" I groaned.

"Nope."

"I HATE YOU MOM! WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT SOME MUSIC ON!?" I yelled at her.

Then she switched on the radio.

And the worst song of all time was on...

Justin Bieber.

Baby.

"ERMAHGERD! THIS IS OUR SONG!" Diana said turning it up.

Only Jimmy Urine knows how hard this girl can troll...

Hard bro.

She doesn't care if your in pain or not.

"BABAAY, BABAY BABAAY! OOHHH! BABAY! BABY! BABAY! NOOOOOO!!" She sang in her off key voice.

Okay, screw this.

I lifted my hand as high as I could, and smacked it on the button.

"You're insecure, don't know what for, your turning heads when you walk through the door.

Heh. I'm good.

I could hear her screaming and pouting. Then the chorus came on.

And I started screaming as hard as possible

"BABAY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE, THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR GETS ME OVA WHELMED, AND WHEN YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND IT AIN'T HARD TO TELL-"

"YOU DON'T KNOW, YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!" She sang along with me.

Ugh. She's too powerful, I never can get her...

Oh well, this is fun, "IF ONLY YOU SAW WHAT I CAN SEE, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHY I WANT YOU SO DESPERATELY! RIGHT NOW I'M LOOKING AT YOU AND I CAN'T BELIEVE! YOU DON'T KNOW, YOU DON'T YOUR BEAUTIFUL!" We sang together.

And we sounded great. We should have our own choir.

KIDDING! We had the other cars looking at us. NOT the actual cars, but the people in them. 

WE JUST SOME CRAZY GIRLS!

Don't judge me. BUT YOU CAN JUDGE DEE! 

After the song went off, we finally pulled in a driveway, that I asumed to be her house...

More like a mansion...

It was big one too.

"Uh, you never told me you're house was this big."

"You never asked."

"Maybe because you never heard me."

"Or you never mentioned it."

"..."

Dang it. She gets me every time.

"Can you carry me on you back?" I asked.

"No, I shall get your wheelchair!" She said getting out of the car. And grabbing the wheelchair from the back seat. Placing me in it.

"What about my bags?" 

"I forgot those, let me grab them!" She said running to the trunk.

Oh God...

Please don't...

I kno-

"HERE YOU GO!" She dropped all four of the bags on my legs.

I wanted to scream so loud...

I held it in.

"Something wrong?" Diana gritted her teeth.

 Lord, help me...

"No, just a little cheeky..."

"Oh, great. I thought you were gonna die!"

"One day, i'll troll you so hard, you won't even see it coming..." I smirked at her. Then she kissed my head and pushed me in the door.

"Oh yes, that'll be the day when I have kids and DIE!" 

"Just wait and see..." I did my evil laugh.

"And your evil laugh sucks!" 

"So do you."

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Troll Level: Dee

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