About me you ask?
Ah! What a change from the past!
Cuz this world has barely any class.

I like raindrops and morning dew.
Why? I have no clue.
Many dragons I have slew,
with my bare hands, may I add too.

I adore the color green.
Though it might just be a phase of teens-
Just as skinny jeans
and the urge to be lean.

I hate dresses.
They're just messes.
Maybe if the were red-ish,
but that going off guesses.

Chocolate, I can't stand
"Why?!" You demand.
It's hard to understand.

Puppies I adore,
I can't resist their allure.
I have three, but want more.
But, alas! I'm too poor.

Lettuce is good.
Eat it as a snack, I would,
Just sneak it under my hood.

So inconstant this is.
But that's what makes me Liz.

By the way:

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
This really sucks,
So it's going into the loo.

Yeah, I'm not a good poet.
And yeah, I love AVPM and AVPS

When do I update?
Please don't hate,
but I don't have certain dates.
I wait until my ideas are great.

This is my lame way of saying I don't know when I update. I can't force myself to write, but I tend to update most commonly on weekends about every two weeks.

Please send banners or covers or any burning questions about my story to my Wattpad email: notpresent7@gmail.com.
Don't you just hate it when you have to add random numbers to an email you want and then it just ruins the whole thing?
  • Wouldn't you like to know?
  • JoinedJune 2, 2011

Last Message
not_present not_present Jun 09, 2016 11:29PM
Hi, all. I am not making any promises anymore. To be honest, I ended up hating my story. Have you ever drawn something and stared at it until you hate it? That's what I've been feeling for a very lon...
View all Conversations

Stories by Liz
Project Fat Suit by not_present
Project Fat Suit #77 in Humor
Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat su...
One Shots by not_present
One Shots General Fiction
A collection of short stories that may or not make logical sense. Anyways, enjoy :)
Kidnapped for a Fancy Teapot? by not_present
Kidnapped for a Fancy Teapot? Teen Fiction
Evangeline Jones's life revolves around her parents' antique shop. Someone breaks in the middle of the night and steals one thing only: a genie lamp. What happens when a sexy stranger comes in a few days later and...
3 Reading Lists