🤡✍️👀 Watty Winner ~ emoji fan ~ LOVER OF COMMENTS and monkeys! 🙈🙉🙊
I'm best known for PETER'S LITTLE PETER 🍌 (Watty2019). I also wrote HAMBURGER HAMLET 🍔👻 which is totally underrated, IMO.
You may remember me from such books as NOT SAFE FOR WORK (Watty, 2016). NSFW is published -- YAY! So you should buy it! Here's a link 👇
If you're an eco-friendly polytheist who loves dick and fart jokes, read PROMETHEUS FRAMED 🍆🍑🔥
I take my humor dry with a side of pop culture.
Reading requests? Sorry, no time for that, Dr. Jones!
More about me?
I live in LA with my wife, Christina, and our dog, Mortimer. Pro tip: never name your pet after a villain from an '80s Eddie Murphy comedy. You've been warned.
I went to law school, which was a terrible idea. I was a journalist for about a decade, which was a slightly better idea. These days, I'm a ghostwriter. BOO!
I'll watch anything with Ryan Gosling. When I was 12, I played a giant raccoon in a parade for a Korean amusement park. I've been tear-gassed twice.
I drink too much coffee, but on the upside I share the strange conversations I have with baristas in a series called COFFEE TALK. ☕️
I like to mess with telemarketers. Those stories are collected in TUESDAY'S WITH TELEMARKETERS. ☎️
I'm a struggling yogi. You can read about that in YOGA DIARY. 🧘♂️
I also write about my Lyft drivers in ALONG FOR THE RIDE 🚗
Tell me about you! Fav books? TV shows? I want to hear.
- Los Angeles
- JoinedMarch 4, 2013