🤡✍️👀 Watty Winner ~ emoji fan ~ LOVER OF COMMENTS and monkeys! 🙈🙉🙊

I'm best known for PETER'S LITTLE PETER 🍌 (Watty2019). I also wrote HAMBURGER HAMLET 🍔👻 which is totally underrated, IMO.

You may remember me from such books as NOT SAFE FOR WORK (Watty, 2016). NSFW is published -- YAY! So you should buy it! Here's a link 👇


If you're an eco-friendly polytheist who loves dick and fart jokes, read PROMETHEUS FRAMED 🍆🍑🔥

I take my humor dry with a side of pop culture.

Reading requests? Sorry, no time for that, Dr. Jones!

More about me?

I live in LA with my wife, Christina, and our dog, Mortimer. Pro tip: never name your pet after a villain from an '80s Eddie Murphy comedy. You've been warned.

I went to law school, which was a terrible idea. I was a journalist for about a decade, which was a slightly better idea. These days, I'm a ghostwriter. BOO!

I'll watch anything with Ryan Gosling. When I was 12, I played a giant raccoon in a parade for a Korean amusement park. I've been tear-gassed twice.

I drink too much coffee, but on the upside I share the strange conversations I have with baristas in a series called COFFEE TALK. ☕️

I like to mess with telemarketers. Those stories are collected in TUESDAY'S WITH TELEMARKETERS. ☎️

I'm a struggling yogi. You can read about that in YOGA DIARY. 🧘‍♂️

I also write about my Lyft drivers in ALONG FOR THE RIDE 🚗

Tell me about you! Fav books? TV shows? I want to hear.

Biz: michael.j.estrin@gmail.com
  • Los Angeles
  • JoinedMarch 4, 2013

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