Hi there, I'm Mariah. 

"Life is too important to be taken seriously."

I'm in my early twenties. Both new- and old-fashioned.

Also a Wattpad featured author: find my stories in the humor section (SSSJ) and the teen fiction section (IB&MF).
  • JoinedJanuary 10, 2016


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WaltTwitman WaltTwitman Feb 25, 2017 06:03PM
Here's the links to my Tap stories. If you've downloaded the app, the links should open them up in app! Gordon Ramsay Attempts to Locate the Lamb Sauce:https://taptap.app.link/Qx9FsWaJ3ATom Has Ne...
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Stories by Mariah
The Augustus Van Pact by WaltTwitman
The Augustus Van Pact Teen Fiction
Valerie: Female given name derived from the Latin, valēre, to be strong. Valerie's not afraid of anything. Her best friend, Stevie, worries about everything. Throw in a flipped jeep, a 1994 Chevy Conversion "...
Ignorance, Bliss, and Mexican Food by WaltTwitman
Ignorance, Bliss, and Mexican Food Teen Fiction
Ed doesn't know he's beautiful. But he is. Even when his crazy boss forces him to wear an "extra-spicy" chili pepper costume as part of a May 5th promotion. It was only meant to be an after-school job at...
Stefan Stefan's Synthpop Jihad by WaltTwitman
Stefan Stefan's Synthpop Jihad Humor
Stefan didn't intend to become ISIS's number-one pop idol. He just wanted his fans to recognize him at the local supermarket. After Stefan discovers that his huge international fandom can only recognize him if he...