Hi there, I'm Mariah. 

"Life is too important to be taken seriously."

I'm in my early twenties. Both new- and old-fashioned.

Also a Wattpad featured author: find my stories in the humor section (SSSJ) and the teen fiction section (IB&MF).
  • JoinedJanuary 10, 2016


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WaltTwitman WaltTwitman Feb 25, 2017 06:03PM
Here's the links to my Tap stories. If you've downloaded the app, the links should open them up in app! Gordon Ramsay Attempts to Locate the Lamb Sauce:https://taptap.app.link/Qx9FsWaJ3ATom Has Ne...
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Stories by Mariah
The Augustus Van Pact by WaltTwitman
The Augustus Van Pact Teen Fiction
Valerie: Female given name derived from the Latin, valēre, to be strong. Valerie's not afraid of anything. Her best friend, Stevie, worries about everything. Throw in a flipped jeep, a 1994 Chevy Conversion "...
Ignorance, Bliss, and Mexican Food by WaltTwitman
Ignorance, Bliss, and Mexican Food #718 in Teen Fiction
Ed doesn't know he's beautiful. But he is. Even when his crazy boss forces him to wear an "extra-spicy" chili pepper costume as part of a May 5th promotion. It was only meant to be an after-school job at...
Stefan Stefan's Synthpop Jihad by WaltTwitman
Stefan Stefan's Synthpop Jihad #582 in Humor
Stefan didn't intend to become ISIS's number-one pop idol. He just wanted his fans to recognize him at the local supermarket. After Stefan discovers that his huge international fandom can only recognize him if he...