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I eat souls for breakfast, brains for lunch, and drink human blood for dinner.




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eatsoulsforbreakfast eatsoulsforbreakfast Sep 20, 2020 03:35PM
Hallo. This whole going-back-to-writing is terribly hard..been trying to do that these past months just so I could finish TIAC as promised, but my oh my I couldn't even finish a sentence.But I'm hon...
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