I eat souls for breakfast, brains for lunch,  and drink human blood for dinner.


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eatsoulsforbreakfast eatsoulsforbreakfast Sep 13, 2018 02:43AM
So I forgot that I was a wannabe writer who wrote fanfics :D I'm sorry you guys. I'll try to write more, sooner than later
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