Tjakoen Stolk

Is Mayonnaise an instrument?
actually, yes. yes it is...              
                                                                                           

1.) you can squeeze it to make a squirting sound                                          
2.) you can throw it around and step on it for more squeaking
3.) you can tap it on a table
4.) if its in a plastic container: you can pop it causing a popping sound
5.) you can eat it, preferably in a sandwich. ( i don't know how that helps)
4.) you can shove it somewhere unmentionable causing screaming and/or moaning which is a sound and therefore can possibly be an agent of music making
5.) you can trade mayonnaise for an actual instrument
6.) after drawing a pentagram, chanting the bible backwards, sacrificing a life, and selling your soul to the devil. you can summon Satan and make him turn that jar of mayonnaise into: THE MAYONNAISE JAR OF DESTINY!!!


ABOUT ME:

NAME: Tjakoen A. Stolk (facebook.com/blackhamster)
AGE: 15
HEIGHT: About 6-2

RELIGION: none I'm not anti religious, I believe that our existence was so impossibly probable that it must've been manipulated to be by an external greater power. and that's technically being religious...
HOBBiES: TV, Computer, swimming, driving, surfing

FAVORITE GENRES
BOOKS: Horror and Fiction
MOVIES: Drama, Comedy, Sci-Fi
FAVORITE BOOK: Night Circus by Erin Morgestern &  Zombies Vs. Unicorns by Holly Black 


Talking behind someones back is not bad
everyone does it, its one of those things people in general do.
it only gets bad when that person finds out what you've been saying, but that would only happen if there's mistrust.
anyways, who'd want to find out something they're not supposed to know in the first pace?
I sure don't

Hello, I am a Happy, six footer  weirdo who writes pretty awesomely (but rarely).
This may be the Stupidest  'About Me' you've ever seen. BUT I'M NEVER CHANGING IT!!!