The only thing you need to know about me is that I'm just that, me, not a superstar writer, not an actor, not a mystical being who likes to write, I'm just a person writing out various stories because I thought it'd be a great idea, nothing really more, nothing less. In the words of whoever said them, "Nuff said."

Except that it isn't enough, is it?
Is it?
IS IT?

Well, 'Ain't nobody got time for dat.' because I have stories to right and jokes to crack.