Ranald and George

Not much to say really...

Ranald's mother says... "Small children are always getting hit by their father's balls"...

George points to old hat... Ranald says "If I was a hobo I would wear that"...

Lewis James De-Love - 'Draco Malfoy, he can polish my wand any day'

Mr Watsit: "Drinking paraffin isn't a problem if you have constipation"... strange...

8//=/\¬     <--- sex!!! 

Crunch or swallow - Chew it, just chew it...

S A
T C    <--- what could these letters possibly stand for... 

*George looks at a green fly* 'If I was a ladybird I'd eat him...'

Mr Watsit: 'Just keep jerking away'...

Ranald to Chemistry teacher..."Guess what, guess what, guess what...."
George to Chemistry teacher... "Youuuuuuur FLIES undone!!!" 

The mortified feeling you get when you try to steal some randoms book because you believed George when she told you it was the answers... 

'You have a watch...I have a watch too..." <--- The greatest chat-up line ever...

Ranald having to draw inappropriate pictures in her jotter because she is too disgusted to tell George what she wanted to say.

'parents must start hitting their children regularly when they reach the age of 12'...

Ranald looks like a 'chicken when it becomes a duck' because she is going bald...

RANALD SMELLS LIKE shite......

BYEEEE!!!