What do you do in your spare time?
I enjoy reading, writing, photography, archery, drawing, listening to music, pretending to be a cowboy, walking, making people laugh, researching 'things wot interest me', jousting, cooking, knife and axe throwing, being spontaneous and collecting skulls. I also have a soft spot for strawberries and long jackets.

What do you dislike?
I don't like violence (although it is interesting), mayonnaise, numbers, transphobia, cities, fake tan, humourless people, deadlines, pork, politicians and dresses.

What do you want to be when you 'grow up'?
I don't plan to grow up. Ever. But my plans for the future ...? I would like to become a stand up comedian, or a proffessional novelist, or an environmental savior. Or perhaps a bit of all three.

Are you on any other websites?
Yes. On DeviantART and FanFiction I am Temujinsword.

What will you be submitting to WattPad?
Anything I feel like sharing. Short stories, long stories, re-writes of classic tales, poems, essays, letters, fun scribblings.
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