Lindir and Itarilde

Lindir: Hello! I'm Lindir!

Itarilde: And I'm Itarilde!

Both: And together we are... Drumroll please... LITARILDE!!!

Itarilde: No! That just sounds like litter.

Lindir: Indir?

Itarilde: No! Just, stop!

Lindir: Sorry...

Itarilde: Anyway, we share an account.

Lindir: Yeah! Why can't you get your own?

Itarilde: I've told you! Thranduil's elk ate my FungiPhone! Remember?

Lindir: Oh yeeeee!!!

Itarilde: Ok so Lindir is a little... Well, let's say weird, and I'm completely normal!

Lindir: "Normalness leads to sadness!" Quote from Amazingphil!

Itarilde: I didn't know you liked him! Have you seen Danisnotonfire?

Lindir: Duh!!! Anyway, back to the point! Here are a few things about me!
1. I live in Rivendell.
2. I like saying lol. (You'd know that if you've read "Middle Earth Mayhem" by yours truely)

Itarilde: And me!!!! I helped write it too!!!

Lindir: 3. I invented Lindor chocolates!!!

Itarilde: No you didn't!!!!

Lindir: Yes I did!!!

Itarilde: NO YOU DIDNT!!!

Lindir: YES I DID!!!

Itarilde: STOP!! Here are some things about me!
1. I love Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit.
2. I love Sherlock.
3. I love Thranduil.

Thranduil: Why thanks!

Itarilde: Go away!!
4. I love Benedict Cumberbatch. (Gazes off into distance fumbling hair)

Lindir: Oh! We've lost her again to the Cumberman! HELLO?! HELLO?! I've got candy!

Itarilde: CANDY?! Ugh! No you haven't!

Lindir: HAHAHA!!! You believed me!!

Itarilde: Did not! Anyway... Where was I?
5. I live in Rivendell with this joker.

Lindir: Hey!

Itarilde: It's true...

Lindir: Okay, can we just finish this now?

Itarilde: Oh fine! Goodbye, mellons!

Lindir: Yes. Goodbye melons!!!

Itarilde: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! MELONS!!!!


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