I haven't edited this in a long time - yay!

Who am I? I'm basically a guy who likes writing and also likes procrastinating on said writing! I could write a whole lot more here but I can't stand this keyboard... maybe later :D

Also, I'm still alive. 'Tis true.

I highly doubt anyone actually reads through this anymore, but in the very slim chance someone is looking for more of my writing, I generally post on Reddit now under the subforum /r/Forricide.

IMPORTANT: In regard to requests to read books, James has most certainly read AND commented on these books, he does so even before you ask! (Note that *sometimes* the comments may not get through due to freak natural Wattpad electric storms)
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  • JoinedFebruary 26, 2012

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James_Janzen James_Janzen Aug 08, 2015 01:50AM
Wait wait wait, you're telling me that Wattpad was under some form of hack/ddos THREE MONTHS AGO that could have comprised my account information and you're only telling me this ... now?
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