>>Fancy Ben<<

Hey, i'm Sly. 

I'm the most inconsistent, piece of fucking shit, obsessed, nerdy, quick-tempered, I hate people, person you'll ever fuckin meet. 

I am addicted to Netflix, my PS4, and Gatorade ( Not sponsored ).

I am a dick, so beware of a female dog aka bitch.

I got fandoms too, and there's lots... 

>>Fandoms<<
Dan and Phil (Phan) 
MCR (RIP and Frerard)
FOB (Peterick) 
Red Vs. Blue
TØP (Joshler) 
Banana Bus Crew
P!ATD (Brendon is a rat.) 
R6 Siege (Fookin laser sights) 
Halo & Destiny 
LOTR & The Hobbit 
Sherlock (Johnlock) 
Supernatural (Destiel) 

I told you, i'm obsessed. 

//Favorites from thee fandoms//
Both (: 
All of them! 
Thanks Pete 
Caboose, Grif, Church, & Washington
Both :D
Weldkat, Muni, BasicallyIRage, Lui, and Del
Brendon (My boi) 
Blitz, Thatcher, & Bandit  
Warlock and Spartan Armor (Master Chief too) 
Fili & Kili, Gandalf, Legolas, & Gimli 
Otter & Hedgie
Castiel (: 

I may never update my fan fictions because i'm such a cock.
I suck at writing too, why even--

I may be a dickhead, but I will try to be nice.
The key word is try. 

Why follow? I'm nothing important, stalker. 
It's fine, I am too. It's the goddamn 21st century. 

I have nothing else to say... Here's some quotes I honor : 
"I forget you. I'm letting you go." 
"Makeup is fucking great for a guy." 
"If you're gonna live your life as a memory, you might as well make it a good one."
"Everyone gets depressed, it's totally normal." 
"I hope you break your fucking ankle in basketball!" "That's kind of fucked up...Like I actually break my ankle." "Don't expect me to stroke it when i'm down there." "You'll be stroking something else." 
"Don't forget me even when I doubt you, i'm no good without you." 
"I found a liquor store." "And?" "And I drank it." 
"Taking your own life. Interesting expression - Taking it from who? Once it's over, it's not you who'll miss it. Your own death is something that happens to everybody else. Your life is not your own, keep your hands off it."