Guide to a Crazy Life and How 2 Own it
Hi I'm Andrew Baytier, and my real name is Emanuel Garcia, but my friends call me Emy, and this is my story how friendships became relationships, how a pig dissection turned into mania, and how hopefully a story about how all that put together made a best selling novel by now. I should probably mention that this isn't actually a guide, but more like a story that might help you. You have to remember I was only thirteen when I wrote this, for all you know I still could be. A bunch of people think that the social order in School might be all fake, but that part in my book was one of the things that wasn't.
Many people think that school is your time to be with friends and let's be honest, we only try to do a good job most of the time so the teachers won't get mad at us and tell us off, or call our parents. Believe me I would love the rated G tv version. I only exaggerated or mixed up on the not so important parts because sadly that rated G version that gets elementary students all hyped up isn't the truth, this is, I hope you can forgive me. Sure it might not be in the exact same order, but you can't expect me to remember everything.