"I'm gonna ask you to marry me" he said. "Someday" he said. What the fuck do you mean by 'someday'? It had been 9 years 9 months 9 days and 2 hours since the sappy green eyed frog pissed on the leg of an impatient blue eyed hedgehog. Or in more simpler words, 9 years 9 months 9 days and 2 hours since Harry Styles (accidentally - maybe not -) pissed on the leg of Louis Tomlinson in the men's loo.