I wrote this a year or two ago to make fun of that PaRappa creepy pasta I wrote. As such, it's even worse, though intentionally so. Surprisingly, I completed this and not the actual Hylics fanfic I was working on at the time. Let me know if you want to see that unfinished fic, or any of my other unfinished writings. Maybe I'll work on them if I publish them (probably not)