I will write a lot of lemons in this. No likey Lemons, no ready. And a lot of them will be yaoi. Aka Guy love. Don't like gays, don't hate.
Me: -Feeling A Nosebleed-
Dad:Wai-!!! Where Is Your Sister Going?
Sis: Idk -Picks Up Phone And Read- Oh....K
Bro that was such a good lemon! Can you read mine and give me advise? And if you wouldn't mind following me as well? And be one of meh cakes~?
Yes!!!! Scottie, You like it rough! I so ship them two together!!!! :3
And whats funny is that look at the authors name
Btw: awsome story... I nosebleed 8tims in a row
*blood explodes from my nose and i hit the floor*
dad walks in
dad: what happened! *he beggins reading the screen and turns away from it
dad: your grounded...
I read a Skylox smut that almost made me nosebleed, so now ill pretty much NEVER nosebleed from other smuts. This was good, but i never cam close to a nosebleed.