What does the Camp Half-Blood demigods like more than battling monsters and irritating the gods? Texting of course! :D As the title says, this is a bunch of funny one-shot text messages between characters from the Percy Jackson universe. Notice(s): 1. Characters will be out of character (OOC), meaning this is not how they would act in books/tv series/movies. 2. No characters are mine. All rights go to Rick Riordan.