Welcome to my collection of one of the most bizarre, strangest, and potentially offensive satirical Ness x Lucas oneshots ever produced on this goddamn earth. As an avid Nesscas hater (and a mild fan of Jefftony) I have written the most vile, the most bizarre, and potentially incredibly offensive-humored oneshots that this fandom will EVER read to show my love to the Mother series and my utter hatred for the atrocity that is Nesscas. (btw lucas and ness are actually my favorite characters I don't hate them I just hate the shippers so this book is just a giant "fuck you" to the shippers out there IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T READ IT) I do NOT own the rights to any of the characters depicted in this book, and all characters belong to their respective owners (in this case Nintendo). This is parody and satire!!! I also don't own the cover image.
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