Welcome to Clarence Sims Seasoning School for Hustlers, an institution where pimping and academics meet to educate the next generation of street smart business tycoons. Riff Jenkins is ambassador to new students, and an upcoming Diselodeon TV star with a growing number of groupies, and unscrupulous opportunist wanting to cash in on his success. Moet Shannondon is the new girl, a cosmetology prodigy, and has gained haters the minute she stepped on campus. She wants to meet Riff, learn the Hollywood cosmetology scene, and get acclimated to her new school. Will a road trip to Ariana Grande's Hollywood mansion gain Riff and Moet stardom? Or will they end up dead pawns in a dirty old pimps scam? *See chapter "Mackossary" for definitions of escorting/pimping terms used in the book.