This book made my heart be ripped out, shoved through a paper shredder, tossed into a volcano and smothered in a campfire just for some extra flavor, you know? So to hopefully somewhat cure my depression that was single handedly caused by this book, and to shorten the amount of days it takes for me to finish processing this book, I'm writing this so Mateo and Rufus can go live a happy life in the little stories I've created for them because that's what happens, RIGHT? I PROMISE IM NOT DELUSIONAL AND THEY BEAT THE SYSTEM CAUSE ITS A BOOK AND THEY'RE SPECIAL, RIGHT?