Tessa never wanted to move, much less to Alaska. Who would want to leave their friends and move to a place where you can't go outside at night, the town square randomly gets piled with corpses of animals, and the locals all telling you not to bother the doctor's family? Tessa should be worried about finding Wifi strong enough to facetime her friends back in Washington, not deal with a bunch of golden-eyed cosplayers that look like they consume flour on a regular basis- wait did he just tackle a moose? (Originally named Hello Darlin')