Alright, cartman is an asshole, a spoiled brat, and possibly a sociopath, but even he knows what crosses the line. Aka Me trying to make Eric cartman and Phillip Pirrup bond, yet also try and write angst that will try to be respectful. This stuff also contains some very heavy topics, so I'll be putting warnings before the chapter (make sure you read them!) (ALL OF THIS IS OUT OF CHARACTER, AND HONESTLY I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS.)