Not Another Death! Now the Gods Are Obsessed?!
You've died ninety-nine times. Ninety-nine. At this point, you should have earned a VIP pass to the afterlife. But no, the universe has other plans. Instead of peace, you get a ridiculous 'lucky' buff, a shiny new divine status, and-oh, great-gods acting weird.
Now, Loki won't stop chasing you, Apollo's being a menace, and somehow, even Thor is looking at you funny. All you wanted was to save humanity and get out of here, but the universe clearly decided you should be the main character of an unwanted divine romance.
Can you escape this ridiculous fate, or are you doomed to be the unwilling goddess at the center of divine chaos?
⚠️ Warning: This fanfic is completely unplanned. The author was just having some very naughty and funny thoughts and decided, "Why not?" Expect nonsense, divine thirst, and a very unlucky protagonist.
