Back in high school, Darrien Cobweb was an overweight, exceedingly pale kid with long, greasy hair and a nice heart. Despite his ratchet looks he was a good kid who always helped out others and thought about peoples feelings. But being nice wasn't enough to make him Leticia Dawn's boyfriend. After being rejected by the most popular girl at school, Darrien disappeared from his home town, only to reappear eight years later. Now a twenty-six year old, hotter, stronger, smarter and richer Darrien has returned to teach his high school bullies who's boss and leave everyone burning in his heat, especially his high school crush, Leticia Dawn.