In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo
- prologue
- 1 - are you an old man?
- 2 - you and will smith could be roommates
- 3 - such a dirty mouth
- 4 - gonna make you eat it
- 5 - it's called smut
- 6 - you're being a bad girl
- 7 - you like older men
- 8 - call me daddy
- 9 - you're my friend
- 10 - stop being a brat
- 11 - you make me frustrated
- 12 - guess my fingers are faster
- 13 - are you in bed?
- 14 - it may get explicit
- 15 - say my name again
- 16 - you're beautiful
- 17 - turn you on
- 18 - that's a good daughter?
- 19 - all over your legs
- 20 - when did your balls drop?
- 21 - do it for me
- 22 - gonna go crazy
- 23 - naughty things
- 24 - all the time
- 25 - for future reference
- 26 - for my girl
- 27 - this is embarassing
- 28 - this is pure smut
- 29 - wet dream
- 30 - warm and tight
- 31 - incredible sex drive
- 32 - be a man
- 33 - one last time
- 34 - good luck
- 35 - better for you
- 36 - that boy is not welcome
- 37 - you're a nun
- 38 - my beautiful girl
- 39 - make love
- 40 - fart on you
- 41 - to touch you
- 42 - breaking my heart
- 43 - just like that
- 44 - harry styles fetish
- 45 - something naughty?
- 46 - i'm a virgin
- 47 - do you want kids?
