uwu]]] ~Terminal Illnesses are not a joke(s). That's why this story is about a pair of mixed nuts with a deadly disease! So Sit back, relax, and crack open a cold one and a couple almonds in the shell. Also I'm taller than Big Ed. <Jsyk> Keep reading for a spicy surprise that will burn your eyes and satisfy your scientific parts of your brain before it melts! Just in case. We can't be held accountable for melting people's heads. Actually to be quite honest my brain feels soft and tingly like a wet, pink shower rug when I think about my brain. I think I need medical assistance. Always chew your vegetables and stay safe;not to mention, READ THIS. My home sweet home, America- God bless. ***Story captioning and writing brought to you by my cousin, @0PoisonedPersephone0 ~Enjoy!