made a hard choice whether to publish it or not, but ended up doing it anyway i made arsenal incorrect quotes that are not as child-friendly, keep that in mind. everyone involved in this book is presented as 18+. they do NOT have canon nor confirmed ages, so please do not falsely accuse. this 'story' contains highly suggestive content, as it involves many references that may be uncomfortable to younger audiences. if you do not like violence, strong language, or heavy nsfw jokes/references, please DO NOT read this, and PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM MY PROFILE. thank you. this was all made as a full joke, and does not intend to direct to anybody in any offensive way. i was also half asleep while doing this 😁 also props to you if you recognise all the characters, so please interact with me if so watch me get cancelled because of this