The name's Sean. All I have to do is solve a mystery about twelve disappearing girls, find and haul back a certain annoying missing agent, and make sure I don't run into any of those important selkie shifters I offended. What could possibly go wrong? Honestly, probably everything. (A five-part serial short story. 1,000-2,000 words each. Urban fantasy with a fairytale twist.) First mission arc complete as of March 2021: Twelve Dancing Princesses meets The Snow Queen. Second mission arc coming soon. Hint: will involve beanstalks.