WORK IN PROGRESS Just some doodlings I wrote. The story title was inspired by the picture, don't ask me how I came up with it. This in turn gave rise to the two following excerpts of two very different stories: one slightly more grotesque/vulgar, the other more poetic (and slightly more pretentious?). Anyways, my first take at writing in a while so feel free to comment and critique 😁🙏 I have been reading Cormac McCarthy and Douglas Adams as of late. See if you can spot their influences maybe (if it's not too short)..