As a long-awaited package is finally delivered to his domicile, Malcolm is eager to begin modifying yet another antique Android. Only this time, it comes with an unexpected question. ---------------------------------- Originally written for the May (May the 4th) 2020 SciFi Contest. Update: I am happy to announce this story came in 3rd place in the contest. Thank you for reading, and I hope be publishing even better stories in the future.