In the little town of France, located in France, a sexy, manly, chad lad Gaston is on a mission to evangelize the people of a little town in France from their baguette worshiping ways. But, when Gaston finds that the people refuse to convert, Gaston seeks to overthrow the source of this paganism, and to save the people of a little town in France from a greater evil that looms over them. Now, it is up to Gaston to save the world.