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Sort of Not Okay

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When Kyle Brake's brother asks her to go camping with him and four of his (slimy, grimy, smelly, etc...) college buddies, she knows there will be alcohol, expects there will be sex, and won't be surprised if some hard drugs make their way around the camper a few times.

What she doesn't expect; however, is to witness two grown men being eaten whole by a huge fucking sea monster, lose half her leg to said Mandingo creature, and learn about an immanent nuclear war.

After all is said and done, she still gives camping, "a solid 6/10.  It wasn't the worst experience I've ever had, but I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.  Definitely would not try again."All Rights Reserved

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Brotherhood.

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