Ever wonder why Isabella Swan chose Edward Cullen, the handsome, stone-cold vampire, over Jacob Black, the 'oh-so-amazing' shape-shifting werewolf? Why Team Edward won and not Team Jacob? Fans: Because Bella and Edward were 'madly in love' with each other. Bullshit. This short article is dedicated to all you 'Twilight Haters', who can revel in the truth that the Twilight Series was indeed stupid, as well as to the 'Twilight Lovers' who need eye-openers to show them that they really need to stop. It's high time now. P.S. This is not intended to offend anyone. It is purely written for entertainment and humour. Please don't be hateful. Thank You. Strongly PG recommended. (This article was a motivation I got from my friend Harshit whilst Whatsapp-ing with him. Thank you, Harshit! :D Go check his works out too. He's an awesome writer! :D)
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